Voice from behind

Some people understand this joke story as some kind of "usual collaboration" between the people and the government ("voice from behind" is the government, "I" is the nation/people living in the country ... But it was the real story so this is just an allegory only sorry.

Please don't understand it as guide to the action :)

Story.
I go for a walk. There is small computer shop on the right side. I am turning to the right.
Voice from behind: "Don't turn right!".
I am thinking: "That's funny. I spent 20 hours near computer working today ... yes, i am really tired ... i definitely need to sleep". I am turning right.
Voice from behind me: "Don't turn right!".
I stopped.
I am thinking: "it should be policeman. Otherwise why should I be stopped? ".
I want to turn round to see this guy.
Voice from behind me: "Don't turn round! Dont turn right! Don't stop!"
I asked: "So what to do?"
Voice from behind: "Go straight!".

And what do you think I did? Yes, I turned right! I just rounded the house and came to my 'right' street from the other side. And what I saw? There are many people on very small street. All of them turned right! ALL! It was some road accident and street is very small. And that guy/voice was a policeman. All the people turned right during the half a day to see "why"!

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